joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(x)

ni-chan9:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY
DO YOU FUCKING
SEE
JESUS
HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL
that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?
In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

Jean is a fucking boss and no one can tell me otherwise

ni-chan9:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY

DO YOU FUCKING

SEE

JESUS

HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL

that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?

In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

Jean is a fucking boss and no one can tell me otherwise

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

dulldrops:

georgiawhiskey:

penn-ylane:

stOP it

Either way the answer is yes

frick yes

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

cheezus-crispo:

we call this “american mulan” in my home

disco-auditore:

sometimes homestuck panels are the most kickass art things ever but other times its

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insomniatasteslikecottoncandy:

I found something super special.

You won’t regret watching this.

You’re welcome.